Musicians Are Funny People

They have:

  1. Notes they cannot cash.
  2. Bars they can't lean on.
  3. Scales that weigh nothing.
  4. Flats they can't live in.
  5. They are not policemen, yet they have their beats.

  1. No matter how busy, they always have time for rest.
  2. They are not locksmiths, although they deal in keys.
  3. They are quarrelsome while living in perfect harmony.
  4. With all those chords, they are very good at Geometry.
  5. They can out-do Einstein, for they change the time!